The best thing about imaginary children is they're just so easy to take care of....

Buddy Cole on his seven-year-old, six-foot-tall, imaginary daughter:

"She’s a handful. She hates school. Lately she‘s refused to go. She says she wants to be homeschooled, which I am completely against. I knew a girl who was homeschooled and she was a cannibal; she never learned that other people weren’t food."

And I thought I was the only one who had trouble with that!

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